John
Instrument: Drums
Age: 18
Number of sexual partners:
1. Out of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who's balls do you think are the biggest?
I would have to say Ted, he’s always showing them to us.
2. Of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who do you think would make the prettiest girl (besides Anna)?
Definitely Aaron, He’s got the perfect butt and a pretty mouth.
3. What song is your favorite? Why?
The one we’re working on now, just because it’s new. It’ll be my favorite until we write a new one.
4. What kind of shirt does Aaron need to wear if he is looking to get laid? Does this apply to all the band?
No shirt at all, just a leopard skin thong. This would apply to Butthouse too.
5. What are you wearing?
Nothing