Ted
Instrument: Saxophone  
Age: 18
Number of sexual partners: I would like to have 2 at the same time.

1. Out of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who's balls do you think are the biggest?
I would say mine, but I’ve seen Johns so I would have to go with his….even though they are cubed shaped.

2. Of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who do you think would make the prettiest girl (besides Anna)?
Joe, because of his full lush lips, but definitely Aarons ass to go with it.

3. What song is your favorite? Why?
Probably the newest one (I don’t know what it is called) because I look forward to the new projects.

4. What kind of shirt does Aaron need to wear if he is looking to get laid? Does this apply to all the band?
I would have to say no shirt at all because his nipples make him irresistible.

5. What are you wearing?
Syran Wrap…..if makes me feel kinky.

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