Scotti
Instrument: Trombone
Age: 18
Number of sexual partners: I have trouble counting
1. Out of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who's balls do you think are the biggest?
It depends on what exactly this question means. Ted’s left testicle hangs down further than his right; in fact we found that it hangs down further than anyone else’s in the band does. But if you’re talking volume, then Aaron has the biggest balls.
2. Of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who do you think would make the prettiest girl (besides Anna)?
I say John because I think his lip piercing could get anyone off pretty quickly.
3. What song is your favorite? Why?
I think the newest one, because it was the first one I learned.
4. What kind of shirt does Aaron need to wear if he is looking to get laid? Does this apply to all the band?
Personally I would like to see Aaron in a muscle t-shirt. I think it would look attractive, and no, Ted and I are way to skinny.
5. What are you wearing?
A teddy and stiletto heels