Aaron
Instrument: Turntables (Guitar, Vocals)  
Age: 19
Number of sexual partners: frowny faces

1. Out of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who's balls do you think are the biggest?
I’ve only seen Teds, so I guess his.

2. Of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who do you think would make the prettiest girl (besides Anna)?
Me.

3. What song is your favorite? Why?
The new one that doesn’t have a name. Not the new one or the new new one, but the one that’s most newest. I like it cuz it sounds kinda like Andrew W.K. He’s the man.

4. What kind of shirt does Aaron need to wear if he is looking to get laid? Does this apply to all the band?
A CAKE shirt

5. What are you wearing?
A CAKE shirt

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