Joe
Instrument: Trumpet, Vocals
Age: 19
Number of sexual partners: There’s enough Joe to go around.
1. Out of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who's balls do you think are the biggest?
Ted shows his to everybody, so I’m sure he’s confident that his are the biggest. I know mine aint.
2. Of all the Crazy Brass Smackers, who do you think would make the prettiest girl (besides Anna)?
Aaron, his ass is like a basketball cut in half and stuck side be side.
3. What song is your favorite? Why?
A while back Josh wrote a song called Could Things Get Any Worse. I like that song.
4. What kind of shirt does Aaron need to wear if he is looking to get laid? Does this apply to all the band?
No shirt at all, just knee high socks. I believe this applies to Butthouse other than Aaron.
5. What are you wearing?
A sweat band.